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As one of your followers, I must say that we're glad every time you're being truthful and speak your heart out.

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I swam behind it for a cool selfie.

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I love being a girl

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As a tomb raider, I always expected gold and treasures hidden in coffins

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I always wandered the void, without feeling nor sight, as there was nothing.

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I know for a fact that nothing is wrong with having sex with a patient because I’ve done it before, and nothing bad happened.

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Humans are like onions, they have layers.

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After destroying my tympanums with a screwdriver, I couldn't hear anything.

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They finally convinced me to get a smartphone, they said it would help connect me to my new Smart Home.

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My friend said they were confused as to why I was staring at their backyard so often when I came over

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As one of your followers, I must say that we're glad every time you're being truthful and speak your heart out.	9
I swam behind it for a cool selfie.	9
I love being a girl	9
As a tomb raider, I always expected gold and treasures hidden in coffins	9
I always wandered the void, without feeling nor sight, as there was nothing.	9
I know for a fact that nothing is wrong with having sex with a patient because I’ve done it before, and nothing bad happened.	9
Humans are like onions, they have layers.	9
After destroying my tympanums with a screwdriver, I couldn't hear anything.	9
They finally convinced me to get a smartphone, they said it would help connect me to my new Smart Home.	9
My friend said they were confused as to why I was staring at their backyard so often when I came over	9